The Komodo Dragon of the mariguanas, the Hawaiian Pizza is the apex predator of the Planet of the Vapes.
Your quest for toanz have brought you to our HAWAIIAN PIZZA™: a bespoke artisanal blockchain of handcrafted tone, the sonic equivalent of a forbidden delicacy, all from just three knobs and the truth*.
They discovered this circuit in the discarded manila file folders of our old multinational overlords, the Caroline Corporation, alongside all kinds of very 1970s corporate villainy and sci-fi plans for world domination.
*(it’s really a fuzz, but a really versatile one)











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